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Ek Chor ko police badhe mushkil se pakadhti hai...

Kyuki Wo Unhi gharo me chori karta tha jaha log bahar gaye huye hote hai..

Police (Chor se): Tumhe kaise pata karte the ki ghar me koi nahi hai..

Chor: Are sahar mujhe pata karne ki koi jarurat nahi padhti thi..

Log facebook pe khud hi status dal ke apni location bata dete the..

Police Officer ne ghatna ki jagah se HSO ko phone Karta hai

Police Officer: Sir , Yaha Ek Pati Pocha Lagate samay gile farash pe pair rakh diya toh

Patni ne usse goli Mar di,

HSO: Tumne Patni ko giraftar kiya ki nahi ?

Police Officer: Sir abhi farsh gila hai ….

Sukhane ka itejar kar rahe hai

Mukadama Jitne pe judge ne bujurag aadmi koi badhai dete huve kaha..

Judge: Mubarak ho aap case Jite Gaye...

Budha Aadami: Bhagwan aap ko bahut taraki de...

Aap jald hi police officer ban jaye...

Vakil: Aye pagal Judge police se badha hota hai..

Budha Adami: Mere liye to police hi bahhi hai..

Judge: Kaise?

Budha adami: Aap ne to case ka faisala sunane me 10 sal laga diye..

10 sal pahle ek police wala bol raha tha 5000 rupee lao abhi 5 min me case rafa dafa kar deta hu...

Toh mere liye to police hi badhi hai

Ek chor dusare parsh chor se bolta hai...

Maine tujhe bola tha na chalti Bus me dulhe ka purse mar liyo...

Fir kyu nahi churaya tune parsh..

Dusara Chor: Yar churane hi gya tha par dulhe ki sakal dekh ke tarash aagya..

Bichar ek sath 2 sadma nahi bardash kar payega...

Police training ke dauran police officer suresh se puchta hai..

Suresh tumhare hath me kya hai ..

Suresh: Ye bandukh hai sar !!

Police Officer: Nahi Ye tumhari izzat hai.. tumhari saan hai.. aur tumhari ma hai ma..

Ab police officer yahi sawal Ramesh se puchata hai..

Police Officer: Ramesh batao tumhare hath me kya hai..

Ramesh: Ye Suresh ki izzat hai..

Suresh ki saan hai..

Aur ye Suresh ki maa hai maa ..

Officer behosh…