Teacher Student Homework Funny Jokes Hindi
Teacher: Homework kyun nahi kiya???
Student: Sir light nahi thi
Teacher: To mombati jala lete
Student: Sir, maachis nahi thi
Teacher: Maachis kyun nahi thi??
Student: Puja ghar main rakhi thi
Teacher: To waha se le aate
Student: Nahaya hua nahi tha
Teacher: Nahaye hue kyun nahi the??
Student: Paani nahi tha sir
Teacher: Paani kyun nahi tha??
Student: sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi
Teacher: Ullu ke patthe, motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi?
Student: Sir, bataya to tha, light nahi thi…
Naughty Student Funny Jokes Hindi – Pappu Aur Madam
Ek teacher baccho ko achi aadato ke baare mein bata rahi thi ..
Usne papu se pucha: Agar tumhara pao ek vridh mahila par pad gaya,to tum kya karoge??
Student: Sorry bolunga sir
Teacher: Bahut acha, agar woh khush hokar tumhe chocolate de, to phir???
Student (tapaak se): To main dusre pao par chhadh jaunga, taaki mujhe ek aur chocolate mile
Badmas Bacha Aur Madam Funny Jokes
Dada (Pappu): Oye teri teacher ghar aa rahi hai,
jaa chup jaa..
Pappu: Pehle aap chup jao,
aapki maut ka bahana bana kar to maine do hafte ki chutti li hai….
College Pratical Viva Funny Jokes – Engineering Student
Engineering College me Mobile Computing ka practical ka viva chal raha tha..
Teacher: Mobile aur landline mein kya fark hai?
Pappu: Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hai
aur mobile ka anguthe se
School Madam And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi
Pinki: “Main fail hona chahti hu”
Madam: Kyun??
Pappu: Papa ne kaha hai
“first aaya to science,
second aaya to arts,
aur fail hua to shaadi karunga teri”
Funny Jokes Between Teacher And Student In Hindi
Teacher ne bacho se sawal pucha...
Teacher: Bacho bata wo kaun si chijh hai jo
Aashman me udti hai aur bache dene ke liye jamin me aati haii
Ek bache ne jabab diya: Madam, Air-hostage !!!
Teacher Bhehosh …
Funny Question Answer Between Teacher Student
Teacher: Bacho batao.. 6 Aam me se 7 kele nikal gaye to kitna bache..
Pappu: Madam 4 tamatar bache..
Teacher: Aree wah.. Kaise nikal …
Pappu: Kyu ki mujhe aalu ki sabji pasand hai
Funny Jokes Conversation Between Teacher And Student In Hindi
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka sahi jabab dega
wo ghar ja sakta hai...
Ye sunte hi pappu ne apna bag samne ki taraf fek diya..
Teacher: Ye bag kisne feka..
Pappu: Maine fekha...
Chalo man ab to mai ghar ja sakta hu…
School Teacher And Student Funny Jokes In Hindi
School me aag lag gai..
Sare bache khush ho gaye ki
ab school naahi aana padhega..
Par pappu udhas tha..
Teacher: Kya huwa pappu udash kyu ho..
Pappu: School jal gya to kya huwa.. aap to jinda ho na ..