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Pappu aadhi raat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga kar bola
Pappu: Yeh batao sisak-sisak ke marna thik hai ya ek dum se
Patni: Ek dum se
Pappu: To apni dusri taang bhi mujh par rakh de
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Santa kafi ghanto se park main baitha tha,
uska dost banta bola - “kyu waqt barbaad kar rahe ho??”
Santa bola: ”Badla le raha hu”
Banta: Kaisa badla??
Santa: “Waqt ne mujhe barbaad kiya hai. Ab main waqt ko barbaad kar raha hu
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Teacher ne gadhe ke samne ek daaru ki aur ek paani ki bottle rakh di…..
gadha paani pee gaya ….
Teacher student se: Tumne isse kya sikha ???
Student: Jo daaru nahi peeta woh gadha hota hai …
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Santa ko 3 din baad ek ladki ke saath date par jana tha,
Woh gym pahuncha aur trainer se bola – ” Mujhe apni nayi gf ko impress karna hai….
enn machino mein se kaun si istemaal karu ki
woh mujhe dekhte hi lattoo ho jaye???”
Trainer bola: “In machino se kuch nahi hoga…
gym ke bahar ATM machine lagi hai uska istemaal karo….
ladki kya ladki ki uski puri family lattoo ho jayegi
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Reema: Mere padosh wali aunty mujhe bahut tang karti thi….
mohalle mein jab bhi kisi ladki ki shaadi hoti to mere gaal khinchkar kehti
“ab tumhari baari hai” …..
lekin maine iski aadat chudwa di
Seema: kaise??
Reema: Mohalle mein jab koi mar jata to
main unke gaal khinchkar kehti - ” Ab aapki baari ”
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Santa doctor se: Ghar chal kar check karne ke kitne paise loge??
Doctor: 300Rs
Santa: Thik hai, chaliye
Doctor ne car nikaali… santa ke ghar pahunch kar
Doctor ne pucha: Mariz kaha hai??
Santa: koi mariz nahi hai,
taxi wala 500Rs rupee maang raha tha, aap 300 mein hi le aaye
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Ek mahila ko kahi ko allahdin ka jaddui chiraag mil gaya…
usne use ragada to jinn prakat hua aur bola: “Batao tumhe kya chahiye??”
Mahila ne kaha: “Main chahti hu ki tum kuch aisa karo jisse mera pati sote-jagte,
khaate-peete, ghar mein, office mein, train mein, plain mein….
har waqt mujhe apne sath hi rakhe…. kabhi apne se juda naa kare…
Jinn ne ek minute socha…. phir us mahila ko mobile phone mein parivartit kar diya
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Ek aurat interview ke liye kisi bade shehar mein gayi…….
interview mein selection ke baad usne socha pati chinta na kare,
isliye SMS kar du, uska msg galti se kisi aur number par chala gaya…..
jis aadmi ko woh msg mila
woh abhi-abhi apni patni ka antim-sanskar kar ke aa raha tha…..
SMS padhte hi woh behosh ho gaya…… kyu???…..
msg kuch is tarha likha tha……
“main sahi salamat pahunch gayi hu, yaha rehne ki bhi achi suvidha hai,
aap chinta mat karna…ek- do din mein aapko bhi yhi bula lungi”