Biwi ki Bejati – Andha Bhikhari Hindi Jokes
Ek pati patni dukan se nikle to
Ek bhikhari ne kaha o khubsurat
Aurat mujh andhe ko 2 rupee dede.
Pati ne apni patni ki traf dekha
Aur bola dede bechara sach me andha hai.
Bhikari Ko Mila Wardan – Bhikhari Funny Hindi Jokes
Bhagwan: Bol beta kya chahiye tujhe.
Bhikhari baba: Bhagwan, mujhe ek naukri,
Garmi se chutkara, paiso se bhra ek ghar aur
Chain ki nind chaheye.
Bhagwan: tathastu……
Aaj bhikhari baba ATM me guard hai.
Bhikhari Mila Ek Kanjus Se – Best Hindi Jokes On Bhikhari
Ek bar ek bhikhari, kanjus aadmi ko mila
Bhikhari: 1 rupee dedo malik maine 2 din
Se kuch bhi nahi khya hai
Kanjus aadmi: 20 rupee dunga pahle
Ye bata 1 rupee ka khana kaha milta hai.
Paisa Kamane ka 100 Tarika – Bhikhari Hindi Jokes
Bhikhari: Bhaiyo mai koi aisa waisa bhikhari
Nahi hu, maine paise kmane ke 100 tarike
Wali kitab likh chuka hu.
Ek aadmi: to fir tum bhikh kyu rahe ho
Bhikhari: Kyuki yah us book me bataya gaya
Sabse aasan tarika hai.
Aurat Ki Tarif – Funny Bhikhari Hindi Jokes
Bhikhari ek ghar ke bahar se aawaj lagai
Bhikhari: Maai bhagwan ke nam pe kuch dede
Ghar me se ek aaurat chilate huye nikli.
Aurat: Dikhta to tu hata-kata hai bhikh
magte huye shram nahi aati.
Bhikhari: Aap bhi to deepika padukon
Aur kaeea kapoor se kam nahi lagti fir
Bhi aap housewife ban kar rah gai hai
Aurat: Tu ruk yahi tere liye pizza mangwati hu.
Nokrani Ko Kiya Kidnap – Bhikhari Funny Hindi Jokes
Bhikhari: Maai bhikh dede.
Aurat: Ye lo maharaj.
Bhikhari: Maai jra ghar ke bhar aana
Wah ghar se bahar nikal kar aai.
Bhikhari aurat ko pakrte huye: ha…….ha……ha……
Mai bhikhari nahi rawan hu.
Aurat: Ha……ha…….ha…… mai bhi sita
Nahi kam wali baai hu.
Rawan: Ha……ha……ha…..pichli bar sita
Ka apahran kiya tha abhi tak pachta raha hu
Tujhe le jauga to mandodri khush ho jayegi
Mujhe bhi naukrani ki jrurat hai.
Aurat: Sita ko dhundhne sirf ram aaye the
Mujhe lejaoge to puri building dhundhne aayegi.