Papa Ki Pitai – Baap Beta Funny Jokes In Hindi
Papa (bete se): Aajkal main dekh raha hu ki
jab bhi main tumhari pitaai lagata hu,
tum koi pratikriya nahi karte ho,
kaise apna gussa control karte ho tum???
Beta: Main turant jaakar toilet saaf karne lagta hu
Papa: Isse gussa shaant karne mein kaise madad milti hai???
Beta: Woh aise ki main toilet ki safai ke liye aapka tooth-brush istemaal karta hu..
Papa Mummy Aur Beta – Baap Beta Funny Comedy Jokes
Papa: Beta kyun ro rahe ho???
Mujhe batao main tumhara dost hu na, batao??
Beta: Kuch nahi yaar,
aaj chocolate jyada maang liya to teri item ne baja daala…
Father Son And Girlfriend – Funny Jokes Between Father And Son
Father: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai..
wo rupwati hai, gunwati hai , sawrahsawti hai..
Son: Mai ek ladki se payar karta hu..
Aur wo gharavwati hai…
Father Son And Exam – Funny Jokes On Father And Son In Hindi
Father: Beta tum math me kyu Fail ho gaye..
Son: School nahi jane ke karan !!!
Father: Par tum to paper dene gaye the..
Son: Mai nahi …. mere bagal wala exam dene nahi aaya tha..
Papa Aur Beta – Funny Jokes On Papa
Beta: Papa kutta meri sari book ka gya..
Papa: Le ke aau usse mai usse saja dunga..
Beta: Maine saja de di usse..
mai uski haddi kha gaya..
Baat Beta Aur Teacher – Baap Beta Best Funny Jokes
Baap: Beta tum aaj school se jaldi kaise aagaye..
Beta: Aaj teacher ne aaisa sawal pucha
jiska jawab bas mere paas tha..
Baap: Sawal kya tha ???
Beta: Class me aag kisne lagai…
Teacher Student And Father – Funny Hindi Jokes On Father Son
Teacher bache ki copy check karte huye..
Teacher: Mujhe Yakin nahi ho raha ki
akele tum itni galtiya karte hu..
Bacha: Nahi sir, enn galtiyo me mere pitaji ka bhi hath hai..