Short Indian Jokes in Hindi, Desi Funny SMS
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Funny Student: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu
Principal: If any boy is found in or around the girl's hostel, he will be fined Rs 300 for the first time, Rs 500 for second time & Rs 800 for third time.
Funny Student: How much will you charge for a monthly pass, sir?
Maya Lalu ke ghar Goat le ke aati hai.
Funny Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko saath kyun Layi ho ?
Maya: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai.
Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Desi Santa Banta joke in Hindi, English
Train me Santa ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Banta baitha tha.
Banta: Santa ji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.
Desi Santa: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
On a train, Santa places his luggage above. Banta was sitting below.
Banta: Santa ji, place your luggage somewhere else. It will fell on my head.
Desi Santa: Don't worry friend, there is no breakable item in it.
Sweet Jokes in Hindi, Funny Hindi Jokes
Santa (Gusse mein): Mera phone kiyun nahi pick kiya?
Girlfreind: Vo main... ring tone pe dance kar rahi thi.
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.
Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.
Film Director to Actor: The funniest thing is that you have to jump in the swimming pool from a height of 100 feet.
Actor: But I don't know how to swim.
Film Director: Don't worry, there is no water in the pool.
Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...
Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: My sweet baby, my chicky chicky, my gulgula. Would you marry me ?
Boyfriend: Are you proposing me or adopting me?
Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
Mother-in-law: God has given you 2-2 eyes. can't you remove a few pebbles from rice?
Funniest Daughter-in-law: Very funny! God has given you 32 teeth. Can't you chew a few pebbles?
Modern Aashiq joke in Hindi
Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,
Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.