Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes In Hindi - Pareshan Pappu
Teacher pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyun ho??
Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya
Teacher: kya hua, kya tum apna pen bhul aaye ho??
Pappu phir chup
Teacher ne phir se sawal kiya: Roll number bhul gaye ho???
Pappu is baar bhi chup
Teacher phir se: Hua kya hai, kuch to batao kya bhul gaye??
Pappu gusse se: Oye, chup kar meri maa,
yaha main nakal karne ki parchi galat le aaya hu
aur tum pen-pencil, roll no. Ki padi hui hai
Teacher Behosh
Funny Pappu hindi Jokes - Saitan Pappu Jokes
Pappu ne gali ke kone mein kachra fek diya
thodi der baad woh ghum phir kar gali me aaya toh..
mohalle wale aapas mein lad rahe the ke kachra kisne feka…???
Ek aadmi ne gusse mein kaha : “feka hoga kisi kutte ke bacche ne…”
Pappu side mein jaakar bahut hansa aur bola :
Kachra maine feka aur naam kutte ke bacche ka lag gaya”
Pappu Aur Ladki - Most Funny Pappu Jokes
Pappu nadi ke kinaare baitha hua
“aainee(mirror) se surya(sun) ki kirno ko paani mein chamaka raha tha”
Tabhi waha se ek ladki gujri…
Pappu ko aisa karta dekh usne pucha: “Yeh kya kar rahe ho??”
Pappu: Machli fasa raha hu
Ladki: Mujhe sikhaoge??
Pappu: 100rs lagenge
Ladki ne turant 100rs apne purse se nikaal kar de diye
Ladki: Ab sikhao
Pappu: Baith jao aur dekhti raho
Thodi der mein ladki ukta gayi aur boli: “Ab tak kitni fasi ”
Pappu: Aap teesri ho
Bevkuf Pagal Pappu - Pappu Very Funny Jokes In Hindi
Ek baar pappu Delhi se mumbai jate samay
pappu har station par utar kar agle station ka ticket karis rha tha…
Uske sath wali yatri ne pucha ki aisa kyun kar rahe ho???
Pappu: “Actually doctor ne lambi yatra karne ke liye mana kiya”
Pappu Ki Girlfriend - Funny Punjabi Pappu Jokes
Pappu ki girlfriend ne pappu ko phone kiya
Girlfriend: Meri shaadi kahi aur ho rahi hai,
Tum please mujhe bhul jao
Pappu: Hello, pehle batao bol kaun raha hai ???
Pappu Aur Mummy Funny Hindi Jokes – Bhukamp Aaya
Pappu ki maa: Uth pappu, bhukamp aa raha hai,
sara ghar gir raha hai
Pappu: So ja maa, tu fikr mat kar,
ghar girega to makaan maalik ka girega,… hum to kirayedaar hai
Pappu ki maa behosh
Pappu Aur Dost - Funny Jokes Of Badmash Pappu
Pappu ka dost: Tum kaun sa banyan, kachcha , sabun istemaal karte ho??
Pappu: Baba ka baniyan, baba ka kachcha, baba ka sabun
Dost: Kya baba kisi international company ka naam hai??
Pappu: Nahi yaar, Baba mere room partner ka naam hai
Dost: behosh….
Pappu Aur Mummy – Naughty Pappu Funny Jokes Hindi
Pappu: Mummy kal raat jab main susu karne utha to
bathroom ka darwaza kholte hi light chaalu ho gayi
Mummy: Nalayak, tune phir se fridge mein susu kiya
Natkhat Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Sharabi Pappu
Pappu ne hawa mein sikka uchaala aur apni maa se bola
HEADS aaya to WHISKY,
TAILS aaya to VODKA,
zameen par khada raha to RUM
aur hawa mein hi raha to maa ki kasam 31st se daaru band …
Maa behosh…
Pappu Ki Patni – Badmash Pappu Funny Jokes
Dost: Yaar meri biei bahut gussa karti hai
Pappu: Meri bhi pehle karti thi,ab nahi karti
Dost: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya??
Pappu: Ek din gusse me thi,
maine bol diya ki: “budhape mein gussa aa hi jata hai “,
bas wo din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti…